T’was the night before Oscars, when all through the house,Â Â Â Â Â
Many creatures are stirring, including the spouse.
The crisp designerÂ tux, is hung by the bed with care,
In hopes that the Oscars are almost there.
Last minute preps, before I get snug in my bed
While visions of red carpet, designer frocks and bling circle my head.
Thinkin’ ofÂ Angelina in herÂ frockÂ andÂ Brad inÂ his tux,
Reporting from the Hilton, on all things glam and deluxe.
Red carpet watch, blogging on all the celebs that matter,
Wonder what Mickey Rourke willÂ wear? he’s such a mad hatter.
The most popular trend we’ll see is one shoulder dresses and colour tones of cream,
To dress a celebrity for this event, is a fashion stylists dream.
All the world will be watching, as our boy Hugh does hisÂ hosting Â thing,
HopeÂ hisÂ Wolverine beard is shaved and that he doesn’t tap nor sing.
Toes and fingers are crossed for our other Aussie boy, that played The Joker,
Get all the Oscar goss from 9am on the dot,
I’ll cover the fashion victims and those that look damn hot.
This Sassi Sam blog is where you’ll need to be,
Get set for a parade of Versace, Dior, Galliano and Gucci.