Fun Factual Feature: How Much Do Your Boobs Weigh?

| 23 January , 2012 | Reply

Hi I’m Bella from the Cosmetic Surgery Guru, one of the leading cosmetic surgery blogs in the UK, and today we’re talking about all things boobs, breasts, tits, whatever you want to call them. Last year, the Cosmetic Surgery Company\’s Bum, Boob Jobs and Botox campaign inspired me to get creative. After plenty of research the following research was revealed on everything you ever needed to know about the boobs of Britain – but were too scared to ask – and this is the infographic I created to sum up some of the key research points about British Boobs.

First and foremost, the infographic reveals the average bra-size of the UK, both nationally and locally. Overall, it\’s a shapely 34D, but it varies depending on where you go throughout the nation. Unlike their football team, Liverpool\’s women are top of the table (when it comes to bra size that is), clocking in at 34DD.

Women from Edinburgh, Manchester, Leeds and Swansea aren\’t too far behind them, with Brighton, Bristol, Coventry, Belfast and Sheffield completing the top 10. Ladies in Aberdeen, Plymouth and Southampton were found at the bottom of the table, with their average boob size ranging from 34B to 32A. Interestingly, men and women agree that a C-cup is the ideal size.

But what does all this mean in real terms? The infographic takes all the information, digests it and makes it really easy to understand.

For example, did you know that the average natural B-cup pair weighs the same as 33 and a half blue tits – or 43 and a half if the boobs have been cosmetically enhanced with breast implants? Or that C-cup women are carrying 8/9ths of a hooter (that\’s an owl to me and you, thanks to the guys at If you\’ve got a D-cup, you\’re carrying around 2/7ths of a coconut if they\’re natural or 3/7ths if you\’ve had the cosmetic surgery procedure known as a boob job. And if you\’ve ever referred to your boobs as your melons and you\’ve got a pair of DDs, you\’re not far wrong – they\’ll weigh around 7/9ths of a watermelon with implants, 6/9ths au natural.

So how does the nation feel about these boobs? Well, some 63% of Britons admit they\’d like bigger boobs, while three in four believe they can tell the difference between natural boobs or those that have had implants. And we\’ve got a whole array of pet names for our breasts, from the old favourites (funbags, knockers, baps) to the little more leftfield (milk bombs, dairy pillows, baby feeders).

Hope you enjoyed these fun boob facts from the UK, do they ring true for you here in Australia?  You can visit my blog The Cosmetic Surgery Guru for more information and advice about cosmetic surgery procedures as well as a host of interesting facts about the chest (from the UK perspective but we’re all the same across the globe).

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